ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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