Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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