To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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