he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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