I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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