STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
