What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
you inspire me to be a worse person
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
