'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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