i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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