she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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