you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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