chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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