Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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