It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The uberlube is also flammable
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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