have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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