I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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