If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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