i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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