he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
