White coat. Heels.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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