Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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