I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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