Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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