so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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