ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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