Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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