would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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