Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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