Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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