Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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