can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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