I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She even gives head with a lisp.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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