thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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