i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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