just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Did I show you my penis last night?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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