I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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