He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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