As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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