office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Randomize
