Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
the liver wants what the liver wants
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I believe in your delicious
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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