You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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