If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
