YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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