Non-Jews are for practice
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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