Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hippo gnu deer
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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