If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
