making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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