is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
