Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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