Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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