So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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