i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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