you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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