i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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